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followthemaraudersmap: potteraddicted: ALL YOUR ARGUMENTS ARE FOREVER INVALID BECAUSE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IS A POTTERHEAD i always liked her.

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My dreamteam is the absolute epitome of shit this week. 11 players completed and 674 points?! Fuckity fuck cunt shithole dicksuck pussy fucking piece of fucking fuck. I just had to let that out..

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Just went through all 1110 pages of my Physiology...

‘Cos I’m that fucking awesome.

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Richmond above St Kilda on the ladder.

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Day 17 - Top 5 Books

Fuck me, this was hard. I read so much and I don’t remember half of them. So to expect me to conjure up 5 of my favourite books is, well, a bit difficult. There are some books where I remember the plot and not the name or other books where I only partially remember reading and enjoying alot. And I’m listing series as one book. But I dunno, this is my best effort for now: Harry Potter...

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Reblog if you also love Good Omens, I want to...

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So this morning I was all like "gonna study bulk!"

But know I’m just like “fuck you tumblr, fuck you so hard right now”

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sexuallyactiveurl: william and kate could be having sex right now right now he could be trying to stick it in her pooper Oh my god! stick it in her pooper why I am laughing so hard?! XD

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Reblog if you actually like reading

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That awkward moment when you try to explain why...

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kayleydegweck: “I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, ‘Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up.’ Man bursts into tears. Says, ‘But doctor… I am Pagliacci.’ Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.” ...

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