Pissing Rainbows, Shitting Candycanes.

Jun 04

(Source: la-nuit-je-deviens-fou, via cuddly-hardy)

lulz-time:

 

How to pick up chick 101.

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

(via itscalledfun)

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• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what

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