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19, PHARMACY STUDENT, LOVER OF TELEVISION, HOPELESS ROMANTIC

FAIRY TAIL VOLUMES 1-36 PICSPAM

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beyoncesasshole:

tequila-and-tits:

finish-with-fitness:

hellotailor:

rubdown:

lovelymoonbeams:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

this is genuinely the first photo i’ve seen of her looking older

I didn’t know Audrey Hepburn grew old into a bomb-ass old lady until like, last year. I thought she died young cuz that’s the only pictures I’ve ever seen.

omg

She aged naturally and stayed beautiful as ever.
Reminds me of my grandmother.
Stunning and lovely.

i thought she was dead

Audrey Hepburn is dead

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dungeonsanddamsels:

this week on “gay porn videos have the weirdest titles”

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katzmatt:

#male bonding

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naoren:

Okay but

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You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

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jalexaremyhomeboys:

zourrifying:

reason to not become an adult

  • you can’t use the ‘my mum said i can’t go’ excuse to blow someone off

on the off-chance that you do become an adult you could upgrade the excuse to

  • “sorry but i’m doing something with my mum that day”
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scooterpiebanana:

THE ENTIRE SHOW. 

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comealonghutch:

dukeofnines:

Season 3 Bloopers

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT

WHAT

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The Office: Michael Scott’s botched statements.

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likeanunforeseenkiss:

starlikesight:

These are still my favorite things.

The last one is the best .

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annathemoony:

woodelvish:

I’m sorry I had to

lol forever

no you don’t understand 

i saw it again tonight and i said to cassie jfc this is basically just mean girls in space.

so this is TOPICAL IN MANY WAYS

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MUCH LIKE SPOCK’S MANY ATTITUDES

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

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batteur:

ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago

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psychoanalyzeme:

dat subtlety

tagged: hannibal  will graham  
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