I wonder if people actually read my text posts?
This is my third today. I like to think at least one person does. I just like expressing myself. Because I have too many emotions. Actually, no I don’t. I just like feeling superior and smart by writing how I wish I talked. I wish I could effortlessly come up with witty puns and quick comebacks. But no, I can only do that when I’m writing because I’m too socially awkward when I talk.
Well hello there new followers!
So I’m looking through your blogs now and here’s what I want to say:
- I love you. Ok, maybe not ‘love’ because love is a word that should really be reserved for that cutesy, heart wrenching yet lovely feeling (that I have yet to experience, but enough about me..). But yeah, I guess that means I really, really like you..?
- You guys should make about me pages or write a bit more about yourselves. I want to get to know you guys. I wanna explore the inner depths of your brain. I wanna tie you down and make sweet, sweet love to you. Wait wuut? But yeah, even just your age, gender or where you’re from ‘cos I really love (yes love) seeing the diversity of nationalities and ages here on tumblr.
- Talk to me. Fill up my ask with random shit that you feel like saying. Like seriously, you can tell me anything, even something like “hey man, I just took a dump”. I don’t bite. Ok I lied. I do bite, you know, like apples and stuff but you know what I mean.
- If I don’t follow you back don’t be sad my little pretties. It’s either ‘cos you don’t regularly post stuff. You have lots of nudity on your blog (my family go past me when I’m using my laptop). It’s a cool blog, but just not my type of blog. Or I dunno, some random reason. Or if you’re new and you don’t have many posts so I can’t really judge whether I like it. I do check out my followers every so often so maybe I’ll follow you in the future.
I have more to say but yeah, I can’t be bother (that’s how my cousin says it, I’m like “it’s botherED, botherED!”).
Hey Guise,
Sorry about all the Andrej Pejic spam recently. Lately I’ve been absolutely infatuated with his perfection, so yeah, expect more Andrej on your dash ‘til like forever, or until my obsession wears off. (Ha! But it will never wear off because he will always be perfect).
Everyone wants me to go back to work tomorrow..
.. but I’m like “LOL, try getting me to go out in public with my swollen face”.
028. I just got my wisdom teeth out.
And my mouth and jaw hurt so effing bad now. I’m hyped up on painkillers, but they seem to have no effect. And my mouth is still numb in parts. I’ve been at work these last few hours. I mean seriously, who works straight after they get their wisdoms out? I didn’t do much though so I guess it’s all good. And I haven’t eaten all day and now all I can eat is rice porridge. Which I hate. Oh, by the way I kept my teeth. ‘Cos I’m cool like that. But one of them broke when the dentist pulled it out so I only got three. At least my mouth isn’t bleeding anymore. It was gross. You should’ve seen it. I might upload a picture later. Yes, I took a photo of my bleeding mouth. I don’t know why I’m talking like this. So many full-stops and short sentences. Whatever, I don’t really care anymore. I’m so drowsy. It’s power nap time!
027. I got my licence yesterday!
Which is funny ‘cos I had my first car accident today. Well, all I did was scrape my car against my broski’s car but still, it was pretty bad. Only me and my two cousins know so shhh.. I ‘m such a terrible driver.
